June 2011
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Put It in Your Mouth
Akinyele
Akinyele- Put It in Your Mouth
lmao who remembers this?
Real niggas make the bitch ASK to suck the dick.
“In my view, it is better to be impetuous than cautious, because fortune is a woman, and if you wish to dominate her you must beat and batter her. It is clear that she will let herself be won by men who are impetuous rather than by those who step cautiously.”
—Niccolo Machiavelli
Why I Went Off on the Grocery Question (Don't Worry, This is Short)
I have no patience with silly-ass pet names for familiar objects because my mother is an immigrant and actively refuses to use the right name for things. It’s cute for a two-year-old but actually drives me a little insane.
Examples include:
-“Abercrombie & Fitch” —> “Abernaky”
-“Juicy Juice” —> “Juicy Juicy”
-“Old Navy” —> “Navy Blue”
-“Baskin-Robbins” —> “Baskin-Baskin”
-“squirrel” —> “queer” (Okay, this one I still die at.)
-“Wal-Mart” —> “Mall Mart”
I know it’s not the same, but in a way, it kind of is. I’m judging you. Don’t judge my mom, though. She can fight.
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“She couldn’t make him look like just any other man to her. He looked like the love thoughts of women. He could be a bee to a blossom—a pear tree blossom in the spring. He seemed to be crushing scent out of the world with his footsteps. Crushing aromatic herbs with every step he took. Spices hung about him. He was a glance from God.”
—Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God
“Oral sex is God’s gift to women. You may be on your knees but you got him by the balls.”
—Samantha Jones, “Sex and the City” (courtesy of @Darfucius)
