Have you kissed anyone you have texts from in your phone?
Your last text says…?
“just hanging out, you feel like chilling at all?”
Ever been called babe?
Are you nice to everyone?
not at all
Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
I have before.
Do you dare go into detail about your last kiss?
It was pleasant and led to fun things?
How old is your youngest sibling?
my only sibling is 10
Do you want your tongue pierced?
I contemplate it but my motivations are petty so I doubt I will.
Do you know anyone who’s been in jail?
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with the letter D?
Who was the last person of the same sex you had a conversation with?
Look out your window, what do you see?
the street on which I live, stone walls, lush trees, post-rainy world
Do you have feelings for anybody?
Not in the slightest.
Do you like to hold hands?
I’d prefer not.
Which parent was more strict when you were growing up?
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Without saying names what’s one thing you like about the last person you kissed?
He likes me much more than I like him, which is always an advantageous situation.
Would you go out in public looking the way you do?
Already did. I don’t give a fuck.
Does anyone hate you for no reason?
I’m sure. But any reason might as well be “no reason,” because I don’t understand these bitches.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Work, but I might go out after.
What are you listening to right now?
This loud-ass fan. And Danny Brown.
How has the week been?
Decent. Nothing stands out, but things often don’t.
Is there someone you wanna date?
I don’t have much desire to date, period.
Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
If I could remember who that was…
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
I mind my own business and my business is kept to myself.
Last missed call?
Slutsky. That reminds me I need to change my ringtone to something that is actually audible.
Last person you talked on the phone with?
What was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
Checked my phone because everyone in the world is always trying to get at me when I sleep.
Do you like vitamin water?
Yeah, but I only find a few flavors tolerable. I drink a lot of tap, though.
Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
Maybe passively disliked, but never hated. It takes a lot for me to justify the energy expense of hating you.
What do you think of people who have sex before marriage?
I don’t. Fuck when/who you want.
Do you get along with your parents?
Better recently than I once did, but there’s still some tangly components to our relationship.
Are you more independent or dependent?
I’m completely independent save for a few factors. My parents stopped actively raising me in my early-mid teens.
Do you believe that what comes around goes around?
That’s too hopeful a belief for me.
What is your favorite fruit?
I love mangoes and kiwis. Strawberries are fine, too. Apple is my favorite in desserts, though.
Does anyone love you?
I’d like to think so.
Do you love anybody?
I have love for people, if that’s what this is asking.
Ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Oh, yes. And life is never quite the same after.
What’s your favorite quote?
Skim my Tumblr, I try to post them amongst the titty art and songs about fellatio.
What’s the one thing thats getting you through the week?
Payday was today and today is Thursday so I suppose that was it.
Do you miss anyone?
Raven and her Detroit microcosm, yes.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Once. But now, people try not to get to the point with me where they have to ask for second chances.
What did you do yesterday?
I woke up late as all hell, went to an appointment, cooked, watched TV(?), took some Lunesta and had Sleeping Pill Stoner culinary adventures w/ Sunkist tuna and Stella Artois. Oh, and ignored text messages.
Where is one place you want to visit?
Nowhere in America, really, but I’m not in the right mindset for Europe.
What’s your favorite thing to have for breakfast?
I make pretty awesome spicy cheese eggs but anything from IHOP makes breakfast spectacular in my opinion.
Ever felt that no one relates to you?
A lot of people relate to me on a lot of things. No one relates to me on everything and VERY few people relate to me on the truly important things.
Why did you break your last promise?
I don’t make promises.
What do you think of long-term relationships?
I believe in organic relationships. If your relationship lasts for years without a whole lot of to-do, then I’m rooting for you.
What song relates to your life the best?
No one song, that’s for sure.
Describe the perfect boy/girl for you?
Someone who understands that I’m a work in progress and I’m trying the best I can. Someone who can accept that and grow with me.
Describe a perfect date?
Something intimate and low-key, where I could wear something comfortable and not feel under-dressed. Must involve good drinks, great food, and even better sex.
If you had $100 would you spend or save it?
Pay down that credit card bill, shawty.
If there was a large spider in the room, what would you say?
“We out, son.”
Where are you right now?
Honestly, what are you thinking about right now?
How I have to run to CVS despite this bullshit rain if I don’t want my hair to be a big halo of reddish-brown poof tomorrow at work.
Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else?
I think I already have, but I’d prefer not. I don’t need baby mama drama in my life.
Could you date someone taller than you?
Last time you cried?
I don’t remember.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Do you find it hard to trust people?
What were you doing at midnight Friday night?
Last Friday? I worked. I don’t remember what I did after that. (And I only know I was working because of iCal.)
Last December, what was your love life like?
December 2010? It didn’t really exist.
What do you love?
Are you afraid to grow up?
I’m mildly interested in what else life intends to throw at me.
Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
I can be my present self around everyone, because I really don’t give a fuck. But I don’t talk about my past lightly and my future is largely up in the air.
Could you pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you?
It would depend on what the consequences of leaving would be and what I’m moving to.
When was the last time someone yelled at you?
People don’t yell at me.
Will you be in a relationship in the next month?
Last place you took a nap?
Does any part on your body hurt?
My lower back has been annoying me lately.
Have you ever made out against a car?
Who was the last person you hugged?
How’s your most recent ex doing?
I believe he is in Argentina doing something or other. He tries to keep in touch but alas, he is most definitely not immune to my blanket apathy.
Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around now?
They all meant something once.
In June were you in a relationship?
Not last June or the current one.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
Maybe 4. For no reason WHATSOEVER.
What are you doing at this very second?
Deciding if I intend to marinate this chicken tonight or tomorrow.
Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
These pajama pants belong to a man who was in love with me. I didn’t reciprocate. They comfy, though.
Is there someone in your life you wish you never met?
Nah, they all had their relevance.
Did you sleep well last night?
30 pills a month for $25 ensures I do.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
No, I just don’t think I have the time for that right now.
Do you plan on moving within the next 2 years?
I’m sure of it.
How many people have you had strong feelings for in the year of 2011?
Romantically? None, really.
Do you remember who you liked on New Years?
HA, I don’t remember much of anything I did on New Year’s.
Do you think if you died that the last person you kissed would even care?
I’m sure he would.
Is it okay to like someone else WHEN you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
I guess, but it begs the question: why are you even in a relationship?
Do you usually apologize first?
My apologies are usually superficial.
Are you close with your mother?
We have our moments but she’s really a wonderful woman, overall.
Are you close with your brother/sister?
He’s like my son. I love that kid.
Do you have anything that belongs to a partner or ex?
Yes, as do they.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Not as late as I have been currently, I have work.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
I don’t know, I maybe talked to five people this entire day.
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
Canada (specifically getting obliviously drunk in Canadian airports), July 4th will be an event… who knows. I don’t look forward to things, I just expect.
Are you wearing jeans right now?
No, I’m wearing pajama pants.
What’s something you do when you’re mad?
I get this cold look in my eyes, my body physically tenses up and sort of removes itself from the situation and then I leave.
Would you rather be mad or sad?
Do you ever use words like stoked or sick?
No. I say “amped,” on occasion. I’m not sure why.
Closest green object to you?
This John Frieda shampoo I thought was conditioner and now have to return.
What is your current mood?
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
No. I’m fine the way I am and my past has a lot of interesting material.
If you could, would you hookup with the last boy you texted?
@ChefWaites? I’d fuck for his food, sure.
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My somewhat inept cab driver who I still gave an exorbitant tip to because I liked his cab.
What plans do you have for Sunday?
Work all day.
Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
I’ve consistently been around pot smokers since I was 14. Not a choice, just a circumstance.
courtesy of gingeysnaps