“I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.” —M*A*S*H
Seriously, since we is married now, you should update.. so I will be entertained while making your delicious tacos..
I only eat tacos stuffed with the finest filets of baby shark.
Cristal, Like the Champagne
- Huey: Grandad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would wanna go out with a man your age?
- Granddad: Because I laid my game down quite flat.
- Riley: Game? What you know about the game, Grandad?
- Granddad: I know the game.
- Riley: Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam' ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits.
- Riley: I know the game. Your granddaddy knows the game.
- Riley: Game recognize game, Grandad.
- Granddad: I recognize game! Your grandaddy recognize game!
- Riley: Game recognize game and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now. I - I can't... Where's Grandad? Can I help you, sir?
- Granddad: I ain't got time to mess around with ya'll. I got a date. Get out the way.
- Riley: Don't do it Grandad! Don't beat her.
I have no questions, I just wanted to say this is what a tumblr really should be.
It’s me in a nutshell: porn, childish humor, and sporadic intelligence. Thanks, though!