Lucid Lunacy

…yeah. This happened.

So, barring the fact that Monique’s first mistake was even fucking with a dude who publishes screen-caps for sport, let’s briefly look at the many mistakes this young woman made before I get to my point. 

First, she isn’t his girlfriend. That makes about 98% of his life none of her business. Including who he may or may not be fucking. She can either earn herself a title with inquisition privileges, settle comfortably in her seat (and recline that bitch), or hop on new and less popular dick. Also, demerits for the combative tone of font. 

But she really fucked up when she told that nigga to hit the road, not meaning it. She was CLEARLY texting straight from the wine cellar of her fucking feelings because that man could not have made it any more clear that he did not care about her ass. That confuses me more than anything else.

And the subsequent parade of heartless goons preaching about straightforwardness and honesty above all on Twitter made me want to reflect. 

I personally am pretty direct. I’m also easily bored. Neither of these things are positives (in my opinion) but they generally keep me from having to worry about situations like these. But do we really want a dating culture saturated with emotionless women afraid to send a meaningful text and obtuse men waiting to mock them? 

Back in the day, you dated a man, accepting he was a man and probably wouldn’t pay attention to half the shit you say. And men dated women understanding they might not fully communicate all of their wants and needs because they have (sometimes unreasonably high, a lot of the times pretty fair) expectations that he’s paying attention. This wave of new niggas and dumb bitches and their unwillingness to take any responsibility for the way others may construe their actions is idiotic. 

Case in point: I was seeing a gentleman about a year ago and he was a good guy and liked to take me out. A lot. I made it very clear (using plain language) I wasn’t looking for a relationship and just wanted to have non-sexual fun with him at clubs and restaurants. 

According to Twitter logic, at that point I have completely absolved myself of future responsibility for his actions because I told him very clearly one time that I had no plans to be his girlfriend. 

If I had continued to keep going out with him all on his dime, would that have been fair? Especially considering he was obviously only keeping it going for the sake of one day wearing me down? I mean, I told him. Right?

Food for thought.

PS: I ended up having to let him go. I live in reality and pretending like people with feelings are logical creatures would have been a dumb move.

PPS: See, even when I care about you, I still don’t really care about you. 

PPPS: Monique’s REAL problem was he didn’t like her like that. I’ve had my “crazy girlfriend” moments but the niggas actually liked me enough to deal with it. 

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kingroy:

Are all like this BEFORE the test results come in:

“I’m 1 gazillion % sure you are the baby daddy!”

Maury is just looking at the bitch like:

And the guy is just like:

“That little fucker don’t look like me”

Then when they find out he is NOT the father the guy is all like:

And the girl is like:

What would Maury be without this shit, though? Don’t nobody give a fuck about secret crushes.