1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? -I have.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? -Yes
3. Have you taken someones virginity? -Yes
4. Is trust a big issue for you? -Trust is a non-factor.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? -I seriously never see people I like.
6. What are you excited for? -Nothing excites me anymore.
7. What happened tonight? -I finished Cry, the Beloved Country which was fucking beautiful and I discovered this gem of a Canadian adult cartoon that I will now spend my weekend nights watching while stoned.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? -Some bitches can’t hold their liquor.
9. Is confidence cute? -If the person is attractive.
10. What is the last beverage you had? -pomegranate blueberry Naked juice
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? -Fully? Zero.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? -Two.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? -Catch up on back work and then get high and sleep early. This is my dream every Saturday night but I always end up getting fucked up.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? -Who knows, I just be buying shit.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? -LMFAO I couldn’t date someone I beat up.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? -A lot of shit is planned for the next three months but I don’t know in what way I’ll change.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? -Munsur. And I pity him for that because I got a lot of crazy and if I commit a crime and they wanna call him as a character witness, he’s gonna be the first to turn up missing.
18. The last time you felt broken? -Like every other day? Life fucking blows even when it’s awesome.
19. Have you had sex today? -No.
20. Are you starting to realize anything? -Yeah, that I know nothing.
21. Are you in a good mood? -I don’t really have those.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? -If I wasn’t on my period or something, whatever.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? -Yes.
24. What do you want right this second? -To win the lottery.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? -I don’t currently love/like anyone so… congrats?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? -Nope. I have mad roots though… I revel in the trashiness.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? -No because I’m naturally funny and I’m not gonna be the only one who’s amusing in the relationship.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? -Random Disney movie songs coming on my “Film Scores” Pandora station.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? -No.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? -If it’s convenient for me, sure.
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32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? -I don’t have feelings for anyone.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? -Pretty much. I drink water, Naked juice, or coffee. Soda is like a dessert to me.
34. Listening to? -“You Can Get Murked” by Juicy J, nigga!
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? -Yes.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? -Maine, I would presume. Not that I give a fuck.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? -That isn’t love, then.
38. Who did you last call? -My uncle.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? -I don’t dance, I shake my tits and drink.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? -Because he was there and I felt like it.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? -I don’t like cupcakes… which is funny because one of my favorite mixed drinks EVER is made at a place famous for their cupcakes.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? -I haven’t seen my parents in months.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? -I don’t have those.
44. Do you tan in the nude? —looks at skin- Yeah, you white folk can keep all that.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? -Was my last kiss supposed to come with an engagement ring or something? And no, it made for a pretty hilarious story.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? -No, I think I watched “Snapped” before I went to bed.
47. Who was the last person to call you? -My uncle.
48. Do you sing in the shower? -Sometimes I’ll play music in there but I don’t sing.
49. Do you dance in the car? -How do you even…
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? -Yes.
